MASH …. UP ….. MEH ……. BRAIN …. ….. ………
By diplo | February 25, 2009
hello its me the soca zombi!..
after 2.2 long azz days in trinidad for the fete.jouvet.mas.mas.death march that is carnival its time for me to die…
u see. ive got a wisdom tooth comin in, i happen just as i left for tnt from LA.. its a 6 am flight to miami to land in port of spain late night late… but not late enuf for my friends.. they want to drink me stupid and keep me up until the sun burn my pale face somewhere in the mountain for the sunday mornin all you can eat and drink cause ur not already mashed up from the night .. party on WAYNE!!
this is me pretty mashed up .. but i look especially bad because this is the queen of trinidad that was in ms world last month .. and im wearin same clothes for like 25 days and have a silly haircut.. but still some dudes came to big me up – as matthew mcconaughey . maybe they were playin games?
she still thought I was cool and got some doubles with me.. (“doubles is like a bunch of beans wrapped round in a pancake in a ball”-switch)
anyway by first afternoon .. my head start to pain pretty hard.. i think i was dyin. didnt know it was me toof. but i kept jammin the 160 bpm plus soca vibes and eatin shark and bake and bananas..
yeah mad bananas
this is a different fridge in the same house
this is my man whod runs the road for real … banana road.. thanks mario!
the man has soo many bananas and wierd jesus stuff in his house. . everyone that came over to say they loved trinidad he said .. what! but you live in USA! why u wanna move to trinidad!?!
anyway.. next mornin I need a break .. my head is poundin and I m not sleepin cause of jouvet .. which started the mornin I actually got to bed (4am) right outside our house..
this aint much or a picture cause I got out late.. but its mostly a 4am to 11 am madhouse of people throwin blue paint and mud on u and playin the loudest craziest fastest music to make the old people have strokes. but its famous for this party.. and its kinda fun if your not in a near coma from bananas and shark meat comin out of your ears
…also trinidad was famous for its Y bike this year
so i went out to the beach for a lil bit with my new friends and left jillionaire and his crew in POS.. my brain was hurtin soo bad i needed a lil break .. their was a nice pregnant lady at the beach that gave me advil.. but it didnt work.. then she gave me some pregnant lady pain reliever i feel with codien and that kinda worked i feel asleep hard on the beach. but then i remember i had more shark for breakfast and i think the shark was mating with the bananas and we were all high on codiene that the rest of the carnival had become a blur after this.. i met an awesome bunch of people.. greer, naomi and nicoletta wuttup.. lil jon wuttup!
why u nah wine?
this is jillionaires sister! shes sooo cute! she has realy nice teeth
thi is me new hair salon for when I need a fresh cut in the islands
at one point i jumped up jumped up jumped up with mi hands in di air i ended up in a tree where I took this picture!
trinidad has all di colors of di rainbow!
this girl new chris and she had a nice necklace
this indian girl was WINDINDINDINDIN SOO HARD!!!
that she wind herself into an accident! (dont try this at home!)
YO the magnificent seven .. not so magnificent no more but were really cool anyway more like the spooky 4 and then 3 governers houses
this guys band was like the… eastern .. dragon… . uhmm .. MASH UP DI PLACE!
i licked so many shots for obama on this carnival ! but this guy as licken em from up even higher pon me!
this is the crazy rabid rabbit mon.. jillionaire in the background
HERE R THE TWO BEST SONGS THAT SERIOUSLY RAN THE ROAD and I wasnt mad at
destra garcia – obsessive winers
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1:00 am on February 26th, 2009
1,000 out of 10. let’s do it again next week.
1:16 am on February 26th, 2009
Yeah…I could relate….when I see women…I only look at their teeth.
11:45 am on February 26th, 2009
tally me banana
12:14 pm on February 26th, 2009
Ummmmmm i have to differ with you Destra’s “BACCHANNAL” is definitely toad march this year!
12:15 pm on February 26th, 2009
naturally I meant road march….!
12:56 pm on February 26th, 2009
Lovin the 2 songs you posted! Socalove! Hit us with some more names to look for, or better yet, links!.
1:44 pm on February 26th, 2009
Bananas in the fridge!? y’all high of shark skin.
4:08 pm on February 26th, 2009
i noticed you were wearing the same clothes in the andy milonkis video and the three 6 mafia pic
2:18 am on February 27th, 2009
Sometimes life is about rockin the same gear for a coupla days straight.
3:08 am on February 27th, 2009
This is one of the most ridiculously funny things I’ve ever read! Tell Kusatsu to sort you out some kind of weekly show on the Travel Channel. Serious.
2:53 pm on February 27th, 2009
come on man. Heavy T heavy t heavy t bumpa
4:02 pm on February 27th, 2009
yo
actually bein at MAs..
that destra song was the jamm for mon-tues.. bachannal good for u new yorkers but winers is the for real for real jam downt there .. heard it twice as much
5:07 pm on February 27th, 2009
Glad u had fun limin with me gurl.
4:07 pm on March 2nd, 2009
so funny…
9:27 pm on March 4th, 2009
haha YEEAAAHHH!!! WESLEY’S UNISEX HAIR SALON, thats hillarious. i got my haircut once there when my dad knew the owner. too jokes!! big up Trinidad!!
4:03 am on March 10th, 2009
Glad you enjoyed our Carnival…..but its “wining” not “winding” honey…..lol…..see you next year!!!
9:06 am on March 19th, 2009
lmfao @ the bananas. i saved that pics hahahahahah amazing
3:22 pm on April 21st, 2009
dooood
you gotta do j’ouvert next year in TnT.
It was amazing!