March 17, 2010 | 5:53 AM
If it were only real I would probably own a DAWG t-shirt and all their CDR release. I heard they can lick their own balls too. Greatest band ever, such a shame they only exist in my mind.

Artist: WWJ-DJ
Genre: Latin House
Sounds Like: A dude and 12 of his homeboys making sick beats
Hometown: Nazareth
Label: Dim Mak
Website: WWJ-DJ

Artist: Giant and The Nutstax
Genre: Alternative
Sounds Like: The Pixies & ZZ Top with horns
Hometown: Wilkes-Barre, PA
Label: Secretly Canadian
Website: NutSTAX

Artist: Paris Club
Genre: Alternative / Club / Electronic Indie
Sounds Like: Eddie Sedgwick farting and NEU
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY & Chicago, IL
Label: Mute (possibly Matador)
Website: PC Official

Artist: Bernadette & The Tiger Boys
Genre: Experimental / Indie / Folk
Sounds Like: a choir doing poetry slams in harmony
Hometown: London, UK
Label: Island
Website: Bernadette's Art Blog

Artist: DAWG
Genre: Progressive / Minimal Techno / No Wave
Sounds Like: Throbbing Gristle making melodic Disco
Hometown: New York, NY
Label: DFA
Website: The REAL James Murphy

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